[at least she isn't trying to murder everyone in sight, progress!]

What a subjective concept, "best roommate". You have done just fine. I have slept in barracks with a dozen snoring men who seemed as though they were trying to collectively raise the dead with the racket they caused. I have been woken up in the dead of night by screams of terrified girls and men with knives, so I really cannot complain here, you understand. I have been quite safe and well rested.